WELCOME TO MEAT'S ACADEMY

HI MY NAME IS MEAT, AND IF YOU'VE FOUND YOUR WAY HERE, YOU KNOW THAT I AM VERY SMART.
DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM ALSO A DIGNIFIED HARVARD GRADUATE?
THIS MAKES ME INCREDIBLY QUALIFIED TO ANSWER ALL SCIENTIFIC QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DID I REALLY GRADUATE FROM HARVARD? OF COURSE I DID.
MY DIPLOMA IS RIGHT HERE YES IT'S REAL.
BUT ANYWAY, I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT I SHARE MORE OF MY KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD.
IF YOU WATCH MY STREAMS, YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY GOTTEN WAY SMARTER WE'VE LEARNED SO MUCH!
LIKE WHAT'S INSIDE FISH OR SLIDER PUZZLES OR BASIC MATH!
SO FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY I WILL BE BESTOWING MY ADVANCED WISDOM
YEAH YOU HEARD ME,
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET THIS EXCLUSIVE INFORMATION?

GO BACK TO SCHOOL? NO! THAT'S STUPID!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO BE A GENIUS IS ASK A GENIUS
CLICK HERE TO BE TAKEN TO AN EXCLUSIVE FORM
WHERE YOU CAN SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS FOR ACADEMIC REVIEW


i am just a simple cave woman, these questions will be featured in an ASK PROFESSOR MEAT stream! the advice will range somewhere between "i kind of know what i'm talking about" to completely making things up. this advice is not intended to be taken seriously! please dont sue me. GO HOME